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  1. A List of Don’ts for Women on Bicycles Circa 1895

    jhameia:

    downlo:

    Much of this advice is not only quaint, but oddly specific:

    • Don’t faint on the road.
    • Don’t coast. It is dangerous.
    • Don’t criticize people’s “legs.”
    • Don’t wear loud hued leggings.
    • Don’t cultivate a “bicycle face.”
    • Don’t imagine everybody is looking at you.
    • Don’t go to church in your bicycle costume.
    • Don’t chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private.
    • Don’t wear white kid gloves. Silk is the thing.
    • Don’t ask, “What do you think of my bloomers?”
    • Don’t allow dear little Fido to accompany you
    • Don’t scratch a match on the seat of your bloomers.
    • Don’t discuss bloomers with every man you know.
    • Don’t scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run.

    Read the whole list here.

    Well this is a steampunk comedy of manners waiting to happen.

    “Bicycle face”

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      I feel that the “bicycle face” is what Artie, The Strongest Man in the Word, makes all the time. He’d be a very lewd...
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    8. atalantapendrag reblogged this from ans99 and added:
      MY BICYCLE FACE SHOWS THAT I DON’T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF MY LOUD LEGGINGS.
    9. ans99 reblogged this from unknown20troper and added:
      “Bicycle face”
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      If you build it, they will come.
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      i sincerely hope there were...ladies being overly enthusiastic about their
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      I really want to discuss my bloomers now. Also, screaming at cows.
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    26. quintessence-of-dust reblogged this from megcubed and added:
      These are fantastic. I plan on cultivating a bicycle face as soon as I get back on a bicycle. I love that the first item...
    27. tenementdrowser reblogged this from magnacarta13 and added:
      Yes, first on my list is now ‘cultivating a bicycle face’.
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      My favorites from the full list have to be “Don’t wear a garden party hat with bloomers.” and “Don’t contest the right...
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      DISHONOR DISHONOR DISHONOR...Don’t faint on the road. That’s just good advice.
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      I smell a sitcom!
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